WTH? California allows first-ever state recognized human-animal marriage?

What kind of report is this? Are they for real or just messing with people? According to this report, a man in San Francisco has legally married his dog in a church officiated by a priest and witnessed by family members. Read this bizarre story below culled from Nationalreport.net

On Monday history was made at the Chapel of Our Lady at the Presidio in San Francisco as the first-ever state recognized human-animal marriage took place.

Local resident 35-year-old Paul Horner was the groom during the ceremony. Joining him was his faithful dog Mac who is 36-years-old in dog years. Mac also decided to be the groom but ended up wearing a white veil at the last moment.

Father McHale who officiated the outdoor wedding told reporters he was extremely happy to be a part of this joyous moment of life. "This is the definition of true love my friends. There is nothing more sacred than the bond between a man and his faithful dog," McHale said. "Now, since it is recognized as a legally binding marriage in the state of California, Mr. Horner and Mac will have all the same tax benefits and everything else coming to them that a regular married couple would receive. It's a fantastic day to be alive!"

So how could this have happened?

In the book of California's State Laws and Regulations there is a little known law that was passed as the state was first forming in 1850. According to article 155, paragraph 10, it clearly states: 

If a man and a man can get married and a woman and a woman can get married, if ever comes that day, then a human and animal will have the exact same rights to marriage in every eye of the law. God help us if this ever is to happen!

In attendance was Horner's entire family who flew in from Hawaii to witness the event. Mac had her puppies on hand and making a special celebrity appearance was Alex from Stroh's and Spuds Mckenzie.

"I just love my Mac so much, I can't wait till we can finally get back to the honeymoon sweet in Montana where bestiality is legal. Gosh, get with the times California! We can marry here just fine, but love making is a big no-no," said Horner. "People keep asking me why I wanted to marry a dog. I told them I just want the same god given rights that every person in California is allowed to have. Don't tell me I can't marry my dog. I don't tell you that you can't marry a 500 lb woman with gas issues. That's your decision. Don't tread on me. I love my dog and I know he loves me a hundred times more than any gay wedding out there."

With this wedding between a man and a male dog now on the books, one can only ask what is in store next? A man marrying a toaster? A toaster marrying a dog? A toaster marrying a toaster?

America, what happened to the sanctity of marriage? Tsk. Tsk.

Is this a real report or a satire?

Update: This report is 100% false.. nationalreport.net is a satirical website and does not post 'real/true' news.

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Real Madrid unveil plans for new Bernabeu – World Soccer Daily

While some clubs in Spain are struggling to pay their players, there are others – well, two – for whom money is no object.

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Dear Nigerian internet users, have y'all seen the proposed Cyber Crime bill?

How many of you internet users in Nigeria have seen the proposed Cyber-Crime bill which is before the House of Reps? For insulting someone online, you can get a 5year jail term. Like, for real? I don't understand why this government is not focusing on important things. They are now trying to clip the wings of news sites, blogs, readers/commenters and users of social media? They better not pass this bill into law. What about freedom of speech and expression? Find it below, culled from Punch…

For using profane language on other people or pelting them with insults or abusive words on social networking sites, Internet users in Nigeria risk a jail term that ranges between 12 months and five years.

Section 18 sub-section 1 of the Cyber-Crime Bill 2013, which is pending before the House of Representatives, expressly states that anybody who "insults publicly, through a computer system or network" commits an offence and will be liable on conviction to imprisonment "for a term of not less than five years or to a fine of not less than N10m or to both fine and imprisonment." Continue…it gets more interesting

Also, the bill prescribes a jail term of five years for anyone who circulates or makes any racist and xenophobic material available online.

Cyber-criminals, who hide under the anonymity of the Internet to bully, harass other users of online platforms also risk jail terms when the law comes into full force. .

Section 15 of the bill, which deals with issues of cyber-stalking, prescribes a jail term of 12 months for anyone found guilty of posting messages deemed "grossly offensive, indecent, obscene" or messages aimed at "causing annoyance, inconvenience or needless anxiety" to another online user.

Besides, anyone who bullies, threatens or harasses another person, through "information and communication technologies" or posts messages online that contains "threats to kidnap or injure" another person will be jailed five years or pay a fine of N15m or both.

According to the bill, Internet service providers will be required to keep all traffic data and subscriber information for the purpose of prosecuting those suspected of committing cyber-crimes.

The service providers are expected to provide necessary assistance towards the identification, apprehension and prosecution of offenders, failure of which makes them liable to fines and or jail terms.

Part V, Section four of the bill prescribes the Office of the National Security Adviser as the co-coordinating body for all security and enforcement agencies when the bill becomes law.

One of the high points of the law is the prescription of death sentence for anyone who commits an offence against what it calls "critical national information infrastructure" which results in death.

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Fredy Guarin furious with Inter trying to sell him without his consent – World Soccer Daily

Inter midfielder Fredy Guarin has launched taken to Twitter, to accuse Inter of putting him up for sale without his consent.

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Fredy Guarin furious with Inter trying to sell him without his consent – World Soccer Daily

Inter midfielder Fredy Guarin has launched taken to Twitter, to accuse Inter of putting him up for sale without his consent.

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FIFA demands update on Qatar workforce conditions – World Soccer Daily

FIFA has set a February 12 deadline for Qatar to explain what measures were being undertaken to improve the situation of migrant workers.

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Will You Post This Kind Of Photo Of You & Your Boyfriend Online?

 

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Why women in entertainment find it difficult to get married - Uti Nwachukwu

During a discussion with Dolapo Oni, Bolanle Olukanni and Michelle Dede on the Boy & Girl Talk Marriage section on Moments With Mo show, Big Brother star Uti Nwachukwu said the reason why he and most men can't marry women in the Nigerian entertainment industry is because the women sleep around with big men and they know it.

"Most celebrity women in the entertainment industry have had to sleep with one big man or the other to have the comfortable life they live. Its common knowledge".

He said whenever he hangs out with his friends and they talk about getting married to actresses, that most times the men say never because they've met these actresses in private places with these big men.

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Newly Married Comedian & OAP, Ushbebe Releases Hot New Photos

                                                       You like? More images after the cut.

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General Overseer Caught In The Act R*ping 13-yr-Old Girl In Owerri

The Police in Imo State have arrested the General Overseer and head of a popular church in Ikeduru council area of the state, for allegedly r*ping a 13-year-old girl.

This followed a petition written to the Owerri Police Area Command by the lawyer to the father of the alleged r*pe victim, Mr Emperor Iwuala.

The father of the victim, a widower and does not want his name in print, had alleged that the pastor severally r*ped his daughter between 2010 and 2013.

According to him, "Between 2010 and 2013, I was sick and a friend of mine introduced me to the prophet. Because of my sickness, I lost my job as a luxury bus driver and also my accommodation in Naze Owerri.

"Consequently, the prophet offered me accommodation in his house which he also uses as church. I moved in with my two little daughters. Because of my condition then, I did not know that the prophet was taking advantage of my predicament to defile one of my daughters.

"One of the days, his wife caught him trying to abuse my daughter and she raised the alarm, which made the husband to send her packing.

"Because of that, I sent my children away but the prophet threatened me, saying that I must bring my children back to the church. It was when my daughters went out of the prophet's custody that they could narrate their ordeal to me.

"Ironically, the prophet went to the police recently to report that I arranged to kidnap my daughters from his house."

Confirming the petition, Iwuala also disclosed that the said prophet was currently under investigation by the police for buying an alleged stolen vehicle. He applauded the security operatives for the impressive manner they are handling the matter.

When the suspect's prayer house was visited, a worshipper who spoke on condition of anonymity confirmed that the pastor was arrested by the police and was still in their custody.

SOURCE: Vanguard

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PHOTO: Islamic Teacher, Mallam Ibrahim Salley Caught S*xually Assaulting His Female Students

OMG! Car rental company puts Bow Wow on blast after he passes off their car as his

LMAO. This is funniest thing since…OMG! So here's what happened. Rapper and 106 & Park host Bow Wow, posted this Ferrari on his instagram page and wrote what you see above. Most of his fans felt the car was his and congratulated him.

But erm, the Ferrari doesn't belong to him. A few days after he posted this, the car company he rented it from must have been annoyed that he was trying to pass off their car as his because they subtly put him on blast. See what they wrote after the cut

They posted the same pic on their instagram page and made everyone know the car belongs to them. Lol

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Emeka Ike Ejected From St. Nicholas School Building As Court Seals Premises

It's indeed not a good time for actor Emeka Ike and his wife, as the owners of the property that housed their Secondary School, St. Nicholas College, which they started in 2008 has evicted them from the building with the help of the law court. The building was sealed last week Friday after a court case that lasted for 5years. The said owners also accused them of not paying their dues before now. Sources said, St. Nicholas College has been experiencing a lot of troubles especially, when the actor started owing the teachers and employing incompetent hands. A lot of kids were also withdrawn from the school by parents, with others threatening to do the same. But all that is over now, as the school building has been sealed up. 

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This valentine from Jumia 101 gifts of love and a diamond ring

JUMIA, Nigeria's No1 online shopping destination with over 100,000 items has recently launched a love themed store with 101 gifts in anticipation of the Valentine's season.

Valentine's Day is one of the most celebrated days of the year as it has a focus around love and showering that special someone with the perfect gift. Thus, The Valentine's theme this year is '101 amazing gifts of love and a diamond ring' for the love of your life. Continue…

The valentine season kicked off this week with the launch of the Jumia Valentine's Store, customers are able to buy special gifts including teddy bears, beauty hampers, fragrances, seductive treats and much moree from the store.  If you are unsure of what to get your loved one this Valentine's there are featured Gift Ideas in the Valentine's store to help you pick out the perfect gift.

The season of love comes with fantastic treats especially for couples and singles and Jumia is giving everyone a chance to be spoilt this Valentine' with plenty of romantic treats to be won online. Customers can win as big as a DIAMOND RING worth N450, 000 as well as other gifts including the following:

-                      Romantic night stay at the Four points hotel

-                      Spa day package for Him and her

-                      Romantic Dinner for two at an exquisite restaurant

-                      Makeover and photo session for a couple

-                      2 Nikon cameras with the Facebook and Instagram couple competition

-                      20 Valentine's premium hampers consisting of champagne, roses, chocolates and a Valentine's card

Jumia is also offering free delivery on all items for you to buy all your gifts at no extra cost, for your loved one this Valentine's Day.

To participate or be the grand prize winner you have to shop from the Jumia Valentine store and also follow the #Jumiavalentine on Facebook, Twitter, Instagram. Competition winners will be announced on the Valentine's week, the more you buy the higher your chances are of winning.

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Wande Coal reveals he has a five year old son

In a new interview with P.M News, Wande Coal reveals he has a secret love child who is 5 years old.

"Nobody is going to surprise me anymore. Let me then announce to the whole world that I already have a five-year old son. I had the boy since 2008 before I released my debut album,'Mushin 2 Mo'Hits'. I have been keeping it secret ever since then but think it's high time people should know," Wande Coal tells P.M.News.

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Man accuses Chinese boss of brutality in Ogun state

According to a report by Punch, a 40 year old man is accusing his Chinese boss and his cousin of brutalizing him. Full report below…

A newly hired employee of a Chinese firm based in the Sagamu area of Ogun State has accused his Chinese boss, Mike Jackson, of brutality.

The victim, Adeleke Owolabi, told Punch Metro that Mike and his cousin, Tony Jackson, brutalised him during an argument in Mike's office.

Owolabi said he had just been hired by Mike to be a marketer in the northern part of the country.

The 40-year-old victim said, "I have been self-employed for a long time and I met Mike sometime last year. He offered me a marketing job in his company and asked me to resume in the first week of January.

"He produces PVC, a roofing material, and said he wanted to expand to the north and since I needed the job, I accepted. I went on January 6, but he told me to return the following day. However, I could not make it because I travelled. On January 8, I returned and after discussions, he said I should go get a sack in which I could put the PVC into.

"I bought a Ghana-must-go bag of N500 with my own money and one of his former marketers showed me how to package them. I loaded 200 pieces into the sack and I was set for my travel to the north. But Mike said I should proceed to the production section to learn more about the product."

The graduate of Mass Communications from Olabisi Onabanjo University said when it was about 4pm, he told Mike that he wanted to leave so that he could arrive Kano on time, but an argument ensued.

He said Mike became violent and descended on him.

Owolabi said, "After pleading with Mike, he said I should remove the PVC from the bag and return the bag. As I was doing this, Mike kicked me in my private part. I asked him why he was being wicked to me since he was the one who offered me the job.

"He said I was not handling the PVC properly and they could break. He then slapped me, so I held his shirt in order to stop him, but his cousin, Tony, smashed a bottle on my head and beat me up until I fainted."

The father of two said when he woke up, he was covered in blood. He said a lady took him to the Makun Police Division from where he was referred to Idera Hospital for treatment.

He alleged that the Chinese men refused to visit him at the hospital and did not offer any apology.

He said the police refused to press charges against the Chinese men.

"The police said since Mike and Tony were foreigners, a lot of things would be involved. I then reported the matter to a human rights organisation and the case was taken to the Nigerian Immigration Service, Ogun State Command. Mike and his cousin came on January 17, and that was the first time they apologised to me and promised to help me secure a Chinese visa," Owolabi said.

Owolabi said he had been having medical challenges since the incident occurred.

"These days, I find it hard to sleep at night. The doctor said I should do a brain CT and spinal cord     X- Ray and it costs about N45, 000," he said.

He  urged the government to ensure that Nigerians were not maltreated in their respective places of work.

Attempts to contact Mike on the telephone proved abortive as he did not answer calls made to his telephone and also did not respond to a text message sent to the phone.

Police Public Relations Officer, Muyiwa Adejobi, who confirmed the incident, said the case would soon be transferred to the State Criminal Investigation Department, Eleweran, Abeokuta.

Adejobi said, "The matter was reported at the police station and the lawyers of both parties decided to have settlement talks. However, the aggrieved party was not satisfied as a human rights organisation came to register a complaint. The matter is being transferred to SCID, Eleweran."

Source: Punch

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